How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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