- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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