- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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