- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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