- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

say it ten times fast: oh

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

I like the color potato.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

National security?

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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