- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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