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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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