- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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