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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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