- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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