What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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