- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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