Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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