- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

shut up elliot

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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