- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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