- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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