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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Connor is homo

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

KONY 2012

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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