what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

How come grilled cheese?

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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