An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Rylan Clark

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Your life

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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