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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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