Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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why girl die cancer

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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