- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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