- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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