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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

think twice or at least think

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

roses are red violets are indigo

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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