- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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