- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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