This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Knock knock Shut up

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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How come grilled cheese?

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Anti Joke

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