My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Two women were sitting quietly.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Microwave

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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