I'm HIV positive.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

outside your comfort zone

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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