Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Do u take sugar?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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