Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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david what a baghead

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womens rights

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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