Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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WNBA

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Logan's gay

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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