What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Women

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Who wants water? I do.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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