- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

A women in the kitchen.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

This statement is false.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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