- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

My love life

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

hard cheese

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

womens rights

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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