patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Miscarriages.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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whats black and strange a paki

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Barack Obama

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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