What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Chris Bosh's neck

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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