- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

eh

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

So a seal walks into a club.

Peas

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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