Two planes walk into an office building

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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