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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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