A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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