What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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