- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

why did you poop because you are a poop

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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