Nuneaton..

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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CHORGLUND

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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