What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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you see theres this guy.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What? Huh?

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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