- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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