- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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