A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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