- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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