- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Men

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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